scissorsister:

The lie is on her lips, such an evil child.

Your body really is insane..

rickhawk:

selfmutilation:

Rick: Give me my keys..
Gage: Mine
Rick: Now Gage
Gage: Mineeeeee!
Rick: Alright mother fucker. I got Santa Claus’ number ima call him right now… *takes out phone*
Gage: NOOO, ME SAWWY! *cries*

lolololol, I was so high.

 HAHAHA, YOU’RE FUCKED UP BRO!

rickhawk:

View this site first then get back to me with your god bothering ethics…

See this: http://lovegodsway.org/

Once again prove to be about as educated as mud and far from humanity and ethos of ‘mankind’.

Fact is they only have control over the mindless and weak.
What an amazing collection of inbred souls you have founded, trained, and formulated.
Congrats on … losing.
Humanity ‘1’ Lovegodsway ‘0’

The stupidity of millions of bible fearing sheep delivering Chinese whispers to each other is worthy of sympathy for the rhetoric nonsense that surrounds their belief systems.

But also you ‘God’ despising Satan loving people have adopted the same thriving paradox of belief. To acknowledge or hate something is to also state you believe that ‘it exists’.

The whole good vs evil line cannot be drawn or measured to who or what is really the right choice. THAT CHOICE IS ACTUALLY UPTO YOU … duhhh no shit.

God didn’t kill that cat, neither did Satan. ‘Twas probably your dumb ass..

But hey! Who am i to say a thing. Believe what you want, do what makes you happy and get through the day.

Sad to say whatever you believe you are still going to piss someone off with your babbling nonsense bullshit not just from your ‘i love God’ bumper stickers or ‘Satan Rules’ T shirt, but mostly from your miserable existence forcing ‘belief’ onto other people.

well said, sir.

rickhawk:

Just because you lick yourself…you’re not clean.

I’ve mentioned this before, but just because you can lick your paw and wipe it all over yourself doesn’t mean anything.

If I spat on my hand and rubbed it all over myself everyday… I would smell like piss and people would avoid me in the street..

Cat’s don’t have detergent or soap in their saliva, yet they look amazing.

P.S Meow - means ‘fuck you, i’m a mini Lion, so feed me’.

rickhawk:

Straight sets victory is the devil’s number

6 - 6 - 6

Nothing normal about hitting a furry green ball over a net..

This shit is SATANIC !

rickhawk:

Vegetarians are haunted by..

Poultrygeist!

No wonder you fuckers don’t eat chicken!

Colonel Sanders would have this demon haunting his ass in the grave.

rickhawk:

Call it strange but i can’t purchase toilet paper in abundance.

Even if it’s 20 rolls for $3 i will still buy the 2 or 4 pack at $4.

Nothing says out loud ‘check me out i really shit alot’ when you see someone struggling to carry their value pack, which in hindsight could wipe down one side of a 30 floor building.

Be it a myth or not but i really do think good looking people shit.

Maximum turnoff.

Smile right now if you love Scat!

Busted..

rickhawk:

Couldn’t think of anything worse than having hairy palms after watching ape movies.

Some people have magical hair deposits in the weirdest places.

Like the ones with growth from their ears, nose, and feet beards.

Heinous !

(via rickhawk)

wild!